Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern.

BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like.

I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at tweets all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway.

I just went to the bathroom without my phone. I had to read shampoo bottles like it was 1999.

When an oppressed people demand a democracy I wonder if they realize we created obesity, the piano neck tie, and Keanu Reeves.

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ISS Orlando was great! What do you have going on this weekend?