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I cleaned my wood floors with furniture polish and now I'm a pretty pretty ice dancer. nashamed.com

Hm. Not sure whether to scold my son for chasing the cat or thank the cat for excersizing my son... nashamed.com

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I'm the guy that starts walking away as you're giving me directions. http://nashamed.com

I threw a recyclable item in the trash in case any ladies were looking for a "badboy" type. http://nashamed.com

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If I wore these clothes yesterday but no one saw me in them, did I really wear them. http://nashamed.com

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They say eating when ur bored is 1 of the worst things u can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad. http://nashamed.com

2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad. http://nashamed.com

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Just threw away a trash can. That was weird. http://nashamed.com

Sneezing while driving is my version of extreme sports. http://nashamed.com

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I'd like to freak people out by telling them that I camped out in front of Best Buy just to return a CD.

We have a ridiculously huge announcement coming up within the next couple of days! Be ready for this one!!!!

I'm proud to be part of a generation that was once mesmerized by Lite-Brites but now complains if we can't stream HD video on our phones.

I might actually be a fan of Black Friday if there was a sale on gasoline.

Saw a man waiting for the bus who just stood there staring into the distance. It was as if he just didn't own a phone or something. Weird.

This is incredible. My iPhone's battery has made it 3 hours without needing to be charg

I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career.

Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising.

My kid just randomly recited my wife's cell phone number that we had no idea he knew. Now we're getting fitted for suits and hitting Vegas.

Twitter's "suggestions for you" should include the basics, too, like "get more sleep" and "have you responded to that email from your mom?"

I’m amazed how long I will watch a stupid infomercial, because I don’t feel like reaching for the remote.

Internet, you've made a compelling argument. Sleep: present your case.

It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Scooby Doo for old people.

If Thanksgiving is the day when Americans get together and overeat, what do they call the other 364 days of the year?

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NEWS UPDATE: We will be selling all of our shirts at 50% off very very soon.... We may even be giving some away for free!

Not Ashamed sponsors this man in his weight-loss journey. Join him! http://ping.fm/mT2H1

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, August 29: Deuteronomy 2

Nothing more American than getting on an airport's "moving walkway" and standing still as it slowly carries you to a Cinnabon.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, August 28: Deuteronomy 1 http://nashamed.com

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, August 27: Philippians 4 http://nashamed.com

Overheard: "Hey, I think that weirdo is listening to our conversation."

I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, August 25: Numbers 35 http://nashamed.com

"I'll hand you your change in the most inconvenient way possible!" - Cashiers

Sometimes therapy is as simple as nodding to the dude next to you stuck in traffic. I feel you brother.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, August 24: Philippians 3 http://nashamed.com

ManConf2011 opener part 2 w/@shamarbailey @thegreat178 http://ping.fm/oDsC4

ManConf2011 opener part 1 w/@shamarbailey @thegreat178 http://ping.fm/rDNFT

A view before the ManConf2011 w/@supryze overhead http://ping.fm/0E151

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, July 30: Numbers 19 http://nashamed.com

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, July 29: Ephesians 2 http://nashamed.com

Twitter would be a lot more interesting if when you hit someone with your car, you got their followers.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, July 28: Numbers 18 http://nashamed.com

Has anything happened since 2008? I've been looking down at my phone.

"What do we want?" "A cure for ADHD!" "When do we want it?" "Squirrel!"

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, July 27: Numbers 17

When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself from trying to guess everybody's weight.

Those of you following our DailyDevo plan, what do you think of Ephesians? This is the book that talks about the armor - CAN'T WAIT!

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, July 26: Ephesians 1 http://nashamed.com

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

A "tub of" is the saddest way to describe what you just ate.

Thank goodness for wide, paved road shoulders that important people like me are entitled to use during traffic jams.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement Monday, July 25: Numbers 16 http://nashamed.com

I want to wear glasses just so I can take them off and rub my eyes with my palms in exasperation when someone says something stupid.

Each night I spend about 30 minutes trying to decide which movie I'll watch for 10 minutes before I go to sleep.

Saw a man waiting for the bus who just stood there staring into the distance. It was as if he just didn't own a phone or something. Weird.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, July 24: Numbers 15 http://nashamed.com

If a puppy stabbed me in the face and stole my car, I'd still be like, "aww."

50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, July 23: Psalms 34-35 http://nashamed.com

Really the only way to look cool eating a salad is to shoot it into your mouth with a crossbow.

When a man can't open a jar, he has to throw it away and never speak of it again.

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, July 22: Galatians 6 http://nashamed.com

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, July 21: Numbers 14 http://nashamed.com

Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

We cant find car keys, cell phone or Pin Tail on Donkey but I every1 can find/push snooze button 3 feet away n 1.7 sec eyes closed 1st time

"Instead of putting this away, I'll leave it right here for the next time I need it." - Men

Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian.

My handheld social networking device is ringing! What do I do?

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, July 19: Galatians 5 http://nashamed.com

Every single time I go out to dinner with unicorns, they use the old "no pockets" excuse to stick me with the bill.

I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, July 18: Numbers 12 http://nashamed.com

I accidentally ordered a grande at Dunkin Donuts so I had to just keep speaking spanish so they wouldn't think I was a snob.

My co worker just asked if I could help file some documents. I said I was working on a huge project while she watched me play solitaire.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, July 17: Numbers 11 http://nashamed.com

“I’ll put this somewhere I won’t lose it.” (I’ll hide it somewhere I’ll never see it again.)

Play-Doh is a wonderful way to teach your children that colorful things will lie to you about their taste.

After ten minutes trying to explain twitter to a friend I gave up and told her it was a pyramid scheme.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, July 16: Galatians 4 http://nashamed.com

I spend 17% of my day wiping the fingerprints off my phone screen.

I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week...

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, July 15: Numbers 10 http://nashamed.com

I do my best proofreading right after I hit send.

Twug·gle/ˈtwuggəl/Noun
1. A non-Twittering person
2. One who doesn't practice the art of Twitter
Example: The Twuggle leered at the Tweep

iPat. That thing we do to reassure ourselves that it's safe and in our pocket.

The platypus is a mammal with a beak. It lays eggs and is venomous. It's an actual Pokemon.

I told something to another teacher this morning and she repeated it to clarify. I froze for a moment as I took in a real life Retweet.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, July 14: Numbers 9 http://nashamed.com

Hey,you. Your hair is really long. I want to play with it.

I like to yell "boo-ya!!" and slap my coupons down on the check-out lane so people know I'm serious about saving 75 cents.

I used to hold my Walkman up to the radio to make mix tapes in case any of you were wondering how long I've been super cool.

In retrospect, I shouldn't have called 911, but my internet was out for 3 whole minutes.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, July 13: Psalms 32-33 http://nashamed.com

I pulled out a tissue and 5 came out. For a brief, terrifying moment I felt like a clown.

Insomnia sharpens your math skills b/c you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to "fall asleep right now."

The back-to-front comb over: Where mullets are laid to rest.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, July 12: Numbers 8 http://nashamed.com

Nothing says "I'm single" like a string cheese wrapper in the bathroom trash can.

We had social networking when we were kids too... I think it was called "outside" back then though.

Twitter still underlines facebook as a misspelled word. Passive aggressive.

The people in commercials care about me & want to help.

It's amazing that before facebook we used to have to stare at clocks and windows and stuff.

"Hey, it's been 6 seconds. Check your phone again." (my brain)

Still hope to be part of a wordless briefcase exchange someday.

Hey guys! If you haven't yet, swing over to FaceBook and follow us there. http://ping.fm/1ipSc

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, July 11: Numbers 7 http://nashamed.com

I listen to the first 30 seconds of an accidental pocket dial like I'm in an FBI van.

When I am bored I like to go up to random houses and say "I used to live here". Everyone lets me in and I have collected some cool stuff

I watch the news solely to know if they've finally discovered where the Loch Ness monster sleeps... But they feed me boring crap instead!

Instincts lead me to another tweet every time I see another child on a leash..

My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them questions in person.

Im not sure what is worse - texting myself or it taking three replies to the jerk who kept repeating what I was saying before I realized.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: July 10: Galatians 3 http://nashamed.com

Mom: I saw your toots on Facer.
Me: What?
Mom: Your toots. I was on the line and got on Facer.
Me: Tweets?
Mom: What?
Me: Huh?

I put my phone in "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. It just fell and now my screen is cracked.

Worst. Transformer. Ever .

I envy how comfortable Waldo always seems in large crowds.

You know you have no attention span when you require a mental break while typing 140 characters.

Does anyone else's smart phone make periodic ringing noises?

I figured out that if I have my kids hold on to my cell phone, I will never forget them anywhere again.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, July 9: Numbers 6 http://nashamed.com

Start here. Now go to that side. Back to this side. that side again. now this side ok that side this side 1 more time now front (bed making)

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, July 8: Numbers 5 http://nashamed.com

I hope my last words are something cool like, "Can I hold your cobra?"

I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet.

Connect with us! http://ping.fm/iP6BU or over at http://ping.fm/I54HT

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, July 7: Galatians 2 http://nashamed.com

How many times do you pass your coworker in the hall before you switch from saying "hi" to breakdance fighting?

There is probably a lot of ATM security camera footage of me rocking the heck out.

The day Facebook adds an option that you can like that someone liked something, I quit the internet forever.

We truly hope that each of you had an amazing 4th of July holiday weekend. Enjoy your week!

My air conditioner broke. I've been breathing unconditioned air for the last 14 hours. This is how super villains are born.

You don't really know someone until you observe their behavior around an unlimited salad bar.

I missed the lunar eclipse, but I've seen shadows before, so I get how awestruck everyone was.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, July 6: Numbers 4 http://nashamed.com

It's quaint when a company publishes a fax number on their website's contact page. It's like finding a Walkman at a flea market.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, July 5: Numbers 3 http://nashamed.com

America's Facebook wall must be going crazy!

Let's all take a second and thank Randy Quaid and Will Smith for their heroic actions on this day in 1996. LOL

If you're in the Jacksonville/Orange Park area, come see us at the festival at MooseHaven in OP. We're here till 11pm! http://nashamed.com

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, July 4: Galatians 1 http://nashamed.com

UFC Fighter and The Ultimate Fighter season 13 cast member Shamar Bailey will be in studio for The Morning Show this morning during the 8 o'clock hour! watch live on www.news4jax.com

UFC Fighter and The Ultimate Fighter season 13 cast member Shamar Bailey will be in studio for The Morning Show tomorrow during the 8 o'clock hour! watch live on www.news4jax.com

Why do people always ask me for directions? I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Arguing with autocorrect is the new yelling at the television.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, July 3: Numbers 2 http://nashamed.com

Hope to see everyone tonight! http://ping.fm/4sqLO

I have a chest cold, or, as they used to call it in the 17th Century, four days to live.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, July 2: Numbers 1 http://nashamed.com

It's hard to do stuff because, you know, internet.

24 hours away! You do NOT want to miss this here: http://ping.fm/F1d1d

How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it "yoga"?

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, July 1: Proverbs 7 http://nashamed.com

Don't forget about Saturday! Here is a video to remind you http://ping.fm/KBnjn

Here's a new video! Especially for those of you in Jacksonville http://ping.fm/DLAHx

JACKSONVILLE! @ShamarBailey will be at Sneakers on Baymeadows and 9a this Saturday for UFC132 so get there before 9pm!

I delete enough tweets to know I should never get a tattoo.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, June 30: Numbers 3

"WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! After you try this delicious glazed poultry I've prepared for you all." --General Tso

To all of our fans, followers and haters: Please support the movement by purchasing this album: http://ow.ly/5tj4M

The most tedious aspect of my job is the part where I have to jiggle the mouse every 30 minutes to keep the screensaver from activating.

Shamar Bailey said he may have some fight news soon. Follow him on twitter @shamarbailey and FB "Shamar Bailey Fan Page". TeamShamar

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, June 29: Galatians 1 http://nashamed.com

Here is a recent blog entry including DJ @rishbone http://ping.fm/BpUBF

My neighbor's burglar alarm goes off so often that people just ignore it. On the upside, their new plasma TV looks great in my living room.

As we get ready for the weekend, what does everyone have planned for the 4th of July weekend? We want 2 hear ur plans! http://nashamed.com

"How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?"

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, June 28: Numbers 2 http://nashamed.com

Back in my day we didn't have leaderboards or RTs. We just tweeted for fun. Uphill both ways. In the snow.

I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color.

Guess What!

We just posted a new entry including a photo shoot with DJ Rishbone http://ping.fm/sUKfo

You haven't seen true happiness until you've looked into the face of a white person when The Cha Cha Slide comes on at a wedding.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, June 27: Numbers 1. http://nashamed.com

UFC132 in Jacksonville next Saturday! http://ping.fm/pv6pW

I don't make typos. I make new words.

We have some great news coming up soon for the people of Jax! In the meantime, feel free to check out http://ping.fm/61Bty

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, June 26: Psalms 25-26. http://nashamed.com

Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.

Emergency vehicles on my street. Its taking every bit of strength not to grab pink curlers, throw on a tube top & waltz out there barefoot.

Check out this mornings post about the announcement! http://ping.fm/GRMnK

Got a nasty look from a guy as he whipped aggressively around me. I guess I made him late for the stoplight.

The neighbors woke the baby. And oh, look, their car is rolling down the street on fire.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, June 25: Leviticus 27 http://nashamed.com

We have just posted a major announcement! In the post is info on @shamarbailey and @craiggroeschel http://ping.fm/5zQ8E

New hire was getting a little talky. So I looked at him, stapled my hand, pulled it out with my teeth and spit it at him. Instant silence.

I live by a rule to only run when chased, so this whole idea of a "Fun Run" is weird and scary.

We have a fun little announcement coming up real soon! Today or tomorrow stay watching for the news. http://nashamed.com

Personal space office tip: People tend to give you lots of room when you make tractor noises.

Painful truth: If you tell friends about something cool you did on Twitter, to them it sounds like "This one time at band camp..."

Today's blog entry: http://ping.fm/dNyR9

We posted a new entry this morning - Interview style! Check it out with @shamarbailey http://ping.fm/M2KAN

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, June 24: Leviticus 26 http://nashamed.com

"The car that was driving slow in front of me turned, I better drive fast now so the cars behind me don't think It was my fault." -Everyone

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, June 23: Leviticus 25 http://nashamed.com

A friend explained she buys pre-washed salad for the convenience, but always rewashes it for safety. And that's when my head exploded.

It's hard to take Star Trek's vision of the future seriously since everyone's not constantly on Twitter.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, June 22: Romans 16 http://nashamed.com

The 30-second elevator ride without cell service or Wi-Fi is by far the most terrifying part of my day.

The blog post from earlier today regarding last nights photoshoot. Great stuff! http://ping.fm/gmfsb

Just passed a guy wearing a "#1 Dad" T-shirt. On my way home now to ask my kids what the heck?!?!?

If you get a chance, stop by the latest blog entry. It has an update, a new pic, a funny video and news! http://ping.fm/Ki8Oi

Check out some of our behind the scenes pics and video from tonights video shoot on our FaceBook profile! We love Thomas Lester Photography

"My research shows that vegetables triple in vitamin content when used as pizza toppings," said the awesome scientist in my imagination.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, June 20: Leviticus 23 http://nashamed.com

Sure hope my obituary doesn't say, "The last thing he Googled was 'how to put a pin back in a grenade.'"

I want this guy to teach me to fish, but he keeps handing me lemons.

Sometimes I'll stand up in a meeting and say "You just gave me an idea!" Then I leave the room, drive home, and go to bed.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, June 19: Romans 15. Happy Father's Day! http://nashamed.com

I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, June 18: Leviticus 22 http://nashamed.com

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, June 17: Leviticus 21 http://nashamed.com

Bears can swim, climb trees, and open doors. Why aren't there "BEWARE OF BEARS" signs posted everywhere?!

I don't mean to make your Thursday evening worse, but we'll never be able to wear shorts in space.

We just posted a new blog entry with info on our next photoshoot with @tlester http://ping.fm/hQ5BO

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, June 16: Romans 14 http://nashamed.com

Does the 5-second rule still apply in the Men's bathroom at Target? I'm pretty commited to this pretzel, if it matters.

Here is this morning's blog entry with a little on @shamarbailey at http://t.co/GISwWgI Let us know what you think.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, June 14: Leviticus 19 http://nashamed.com

If you beep your horn .004 seconds after the light changes green, I will shut off the car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, June 13: Romans 13. http://nashamed.com

My land line just rang. What should I do?

I should try my hand at high stakes poker because I'm pretty good at keeping a straight face when knowingly using an expired coupon.

Getting an excellent performance review but then no raise is like being told you get dessert then learning dessert is celery.

The newest blog entry is up! A 10 minute video on @shamarbailey at http://ping.fm/HAwBg

"I am neither rising nor shining until Friday." He's SEVEN.

If you haven't checked it out yet, check out our most recent blog entry with info on @shamarbailey, UFC fighter at: http://ping.fm/UkJ9X

My wife thinks I'm stupid for using Twitter so much. But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument.

Currently eating organic raspberries that I didn't wash over my kitchen sink, in case any ladies out there dig the whole "bad boy" persona.

If you guys have Twitter, you can follow us at @NotAshamedGear we love to conversate with you guys! Tell your friends to follow too!

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, June 6: Leviticus 14 http://nashamed.com

They just opened the first rehab center for internet addiction. As soon as I find their online class schedule, I'm so signing up.

Just in case you guys missed it, the newest entry from us on our blog is at http://ping.fm/UkJ9X (it was posted earlier today)

The worst thing about getting cooties is having to contact all your old freeze tag partners

We just posted a new blog entry about Shamar Bailey with more to come. Tell your friends! http://ping.fm/p1iql

Um, I thought I smelled something funny. So to smell it better, I muted the TV.

God might work in mysterious ways, but it still doesn't explain the popularity of Crocs.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, June 5: Leviticus 13. http://nashamed.com

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

If you listen very carefully, you can hear Monday sharpening its claws.

Lazy + Smart = Efficient

What are your plans for this weekend?

The problem with traveling into the future is that it's hard to determine the date because newspapers no longer exist.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, June 4: Leviticus 13 http://nashamed.com

Give a man a cheeseburger, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cheeseburger, I think I need to go back to bed LOL

Disappointed in the Oprah finale. I was hoping the writers would explain Dr. Phil. LOL

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, June 3: Leviticus 12 http://nashamed.com

Anyone going to watch @ShamarBailey put a hurtin on dude this Saturday? TeamShamar

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, June 2: Leviticus 11 http://nashamed.com

My productivity at work has gone down 43% since corporate bought me a swivel chair.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, June 1: Romans 10 http://nashamed.com

If you think you can help with the coding of a FaceBook Landing page, email info@nashamed.com and let's talk!

Does anyone know how to make FaceBook landing pages? We have the art done, we just need the coding. HELP!

The lack of paparazzi at this BBQ makes me think that my aunt can probably stop referring to her potato salad as "famous."

We are looking for graphic designers and someone to help with our FB Landing Page. email info@nashamed.com 4 more info

Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, May 30: Leviticus 9. http://nashamed.com

Hey, man. You used no capital letters and only one exclamation point to wish me happy birthday on Facebook. Is everything okay at home?

I think that somewhere in the world, there's a real Nigerian Prince who wants to share his millions of dollars but can't find a beneficiary.

They should make an iPad with a fold-open keyboard that can sit on your lap. LOL

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, May 29: Leviticus 8. http://nashamed.com

Why do people always ask me for directions? I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, May 28: Leviticus 7 http://nashamed.com

I love my electric toothbrush, but sometimes I just have to break out the acoustic.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, May 27: Romans 9 http://nashamed.com

Hey guys! If you haven't yet, be sure to read the blog we posted this morning at http://ping.fm/XwfYl

My biggest fear is that my last words before dying will be something less than poignant like, "Gravy is nice."

We just posted a new blog entry today! It includes a neat little video so check it out at: http://ping.fm/B1Zf3

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, May 25: Leviticus 5 http://nashamed.com

Physicists have yet to explain why 200 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only three registers will be open.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, May 24: Romans 8 http://nashamed.com

Nothing screams "I don't care about being on time for work" like hopping on Twitter first thing in the morning.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, May 23: Leviticus 4 http://nashamed.com

I feel a sense of accomplishment when I keep a pen long enough for the ink to run out.

You can view our latest blog entry at http://ping.fm/ngucK

We have just updated our blog with a new entry. Hope you take time to read it! http://ping.fm/4loRI

the phone in the guy's hand next to me rang, it sounded like my alarm clock, I yelled CRAP and smacked it out of his hand on pure reflex

If you're drinking a Starbucks coffee while complaining about paying $4.20 a gallon for gas, you should have your license revoked.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, May 22: Leviticus 3. http://nashamed.com

I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, May 16: Exodus 39

"I haven't read an update about Karen's Farmville crops in a few days. I hope everything is OK." - no one, ever

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, May 15: Romans 6. http://nashamed.com

My walk of shame is when I have to take all the the empty Taco Bell bags out of my car and bring them to the garbage can.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, May 12: Romans 5. http://nashamed.com

We have a booth at the Shine conference, so stop by our booth in the Annex of Celebration Church Midtown Campus for some free candy and chocolate! We will also have all of our shirts there for sale!

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, May 10: Exodus 35. http://nashamed.com

I've decided to be outraged about straws too flimsy to punch through their own wrappers. Time to blog.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, May 8: Exodus 34 http://nashamed.com

Classic!

i like to write the word "gullible" on the ceiling then say "hey, look it says gullible on the ceiling." i don't really understand jokes.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, May 7: Exodus 33 http://nashamed.com

If you are in the Jacksonville area, next Wed - Fri we have a booth at the Shine Conference at Celebration!

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, May 6: Proverbs 4 http://nashamed.com

I don't understand why, with all the modern technology we have, objects in the mirror can't be the exact size as they appear.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, May 5: Exodus 32 http://nashamed.com

Hey guys, if you have twitter, follow Shamar Bailey at @shamarbailey he's on the new TUF and we think he's gonna win it all!

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, May 4: Exodus 31 http://nashamed.com

I'd rather have my eyelashes ripped out one at a time by poisonous crabs than watch a show where the voices didnt match the mouth movements

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, April 27: Romans 1

There's a thin line between "I should tweet about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that." http://nashamed.com

check out Shamar Bailey LIVE at 9pmEST talking about TUF and UFC at http://ping.fm/ybQ2w

Chain link fence gates will have their revenge on speeding 80s getaway cars. http://nashamed.com

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, April 25: Exodus 25. http://nashamed.com

Your honor, the victim was stabbed 18 times. (Capri Sun Court)

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, April 24: Psalm 19-20. Easter is here!! http://nashamed.com

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, April 23: Exodus 24. http://nashamed.com

For all the effort I put into faking it, I should really just start writing down the confirmation number at the end of a phone call.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, April 22: Exodus 23. http://nashamed.com

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, April 21: Matthew 28. http://nashamed.com

In case I ever doubted my status as an American, being able to buy girl scout cookies on my way out of the gym was a heady reminder.

we just added a store to our facebook page. they are cheaper than our website. http://ping.fm/RJbsH

It's back! Buy One Get One Free! Order a navy Die Daily and we will also send a white (same size) for free! 2Day ONLY! http://nashamed.com

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, April 20: Exodus 22.

Great news everyone! The world is NOT going to end in 2012. I just found a can in the cupboard that has a 2014 exp date. http://nashamed.com

Redneck word of the day: Artery - The study of paintings http://nashamed.com

What do you guys think so far of TUF 13? Who do you think is going to take the season?

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, April 19: Exodus 21. http://nashamed.com

Free Info: To all of our customers, we recommend washing all of our garments in cold water, and dry on low, or hand/air dry.

Today's DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, April 18: Matthew 27.

Breaking up on Twitter: It's not @you it's @me. http://nashamed.com

Show me a dude eating pork ribs and macaroni after midnight and I'll show you a dude about to hit send on this tweet.

For those of you who want to go to church but dont have one, you can check out mine at http://ping.fm/dihPD @ 9:30am 11:30am 5:30pm

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, April 17: Exodus 20

Just a quick update to let you know the new 10:33 shirts are in! order at http://nashamed.com

HILARIOUS standup comedy DVD you get it with for ANY price! $1 or $100! http://ping.fm/EzChk

Am I a bad person of I am skeptical of a guy with a "Need Help - God Bless" sign on an iPad 2?

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, April 16: Exodus 19

I don't need anyone with a so-called degree "to" tell me I use quotes wrong.

You can now order the 10:33 shirt online starting NOW! http://ping.fm/1Diim

I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle.

For those of you that don't know, or want to pass it on to others, we are on Twitter. http://ping.fm/1s0fF

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, April 15: Matthew 26

Bin Laden is also responsible for all of my typos and unfunny tweets. http://nashamed.com

Words: For when an emoticon just isn't enough.

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, April 14: Exodus 18

Having correctly predicted the vampire craze, I now boldly predict the next pop culture phenomenon. Butlers.

We are taking pre-orders for our 10:33 shirt for the Jacksonville area.
Sizes small - 2XL and only $30!

It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers.

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, April 13: Exodus 17. nashamed.com

Only 2.5 hours left of the BOGO Free offer! Buy a white die daily shirt & get a navy one in same size for free. http://nashamed.com

Every person that buys a white Die Daily shirt from our site TODAY ONLY, will get a free Navy one in the same size! http://nashamed.com/

Every person that buys a white Die Daily shirt from our site TODAY ONLY, will get a free Navy one in the same size! http://nashamed.com

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, April 12: Matthew 25.

I'm tired of being dissed by automated restroom paper towel dispensers. http://nashamed.com

The "F" word will NEVER be the same - in church http://ping.fm/PEfdG

Here is the DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, April 10: Exodus 15

Had Maury Povich been in Star Wars, we would have known who the father was a lot sooner. http://nashamed.com

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, April 9: Psalm 18

I hate it when a bar of soap gets visibly dirty. I want to clean it, but down that road lies madness

Forget waterboarding. You want confessions? Lock the guy in a room with a laptop, a Twitter account and a case of redbull

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, April 8: Exodus 14

To all of our international friends, WE NOW SHIP TO YOU! When you order from http://nashamed.com you can choose international shipping!

The couple at the table next to me thinks some really weird guy is eavesdropping on their conversation but I don't see him anywhere.

With all of our new followers, we wanted to share our website with you. http://nashamed.com

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, April 7: Exodus 13

ANNOUNCEMENT! We are going to post a major announcement very soon (potential free shirts) so keep watch! http://nashamed.com

I may be a bit rusty, but if the world ever needs me to climb into a triangle and shoot asteroids, I'm ready.

I'm at my most insecure when asked if I want to save changes made to a document when I am sure I did not make any changes at all.

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, April 6: Matthew 24

I feel like I'm not giving my followers enough in my tweets. Would you be interested in stock tips or free shampoo samples?

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, April 5: Exodus 12

http://bit.ly/gSkAK9 The ARCworship2011 is currently at 24 on the iTunes charts. Be sure to grab it! http://ping.fm/dPJuI

when ever I hear "Anything is possible" I say "Have you ever tried nailing Jell-o 2 a tree, or slam a revolving door? Yeah, thats right".

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, April 4: Exodus 11

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, was briefly a groom once but that's a long story." Don't read your girlfriend's diary. Ever. -HAHAHAHA

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, April 3: Matthew 23

Can't wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Foursquare.

Do you like to play AngryBirds? Then this is for you! prepare to laugh HAHA http://ping.fm/uerQV

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, April 2: Exodus 10 http://nashamed.com

I'd like my obituary headline to read: "Local Man's Struggle With Upstairs Wireless Printer Is Over."

QUESTION: 1 Christian artist, 1 secular and 1 Christian athlete. Who should we pursue for photoshoots with our gear? http://nashamed.com

The new AngryBirds movie trailer! http://ping.fm/Mqo04

It's Friday, people! What are your plans? We wanna hear the funniest or most unique plans for the weekend! http://nashamed.com

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Friday, April 1: it's Exodus 9

"How many televised singing competitions are too many?" "I don't know, let's find out!" - Television executives

For all of the new followers that have asked, our site is http://nashamed.com and our blog is under the "News" section

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Thursday, March 31: Matthew 22

Just realized that we are seriously kicking China's butt in cookie technology. So, we've got that going for us, which is nice.

I don't know what fool first decided to put carrots in the cake, but they sure lucked out.

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Wednesday, March 30: Exodus 8

Think I might run a marathon just to prove to myself that I can do something pointless and awful.

Hey guys. we are getting ready to go into a meeting to finish up all the details and stuff about finishing the website. :)

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Tuesday, March 29: Exodus 7

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, March 28: Psalms 16 - 17

DailyDevo for The Not Ashamed Movement: Monday, March 28: Exodus 6

-When using a toilet plunger, always remember to keep your mouth shut.

Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief.

Hey guys, a great place to get cds, books, dvds, games etc right now is http://ping.fm/8Ripc

was there a UFC fight last night?

A pastor says F-U in church????? http://ping.fm/5WTmM

We are looking for someone to do video announcements for us with their webcam. if interested, email iamchrisstone@gmail.com

DailyDevo for the Not Ashamed Movement: Sunday, March 26: Exodus 5.

Here is @THRILLDAPLAYA singing happy bday to @favcuzndjwil then tootsie roll! http://ping.fm/5OXUP

And now here is clip 3 of 3 of @cantonjones performances at @favcuzndjwill bdaybash!http://ping.fm/T28A3

If you missed it, here is clip 2 of 3 of @cantonjones performances at @favcuzndjwill bdaybash! http://ping.fm/R46OJ

If you missed it, here is clip 1 of 3 of @cantonjones performances at @favcuzndjwill bdaybash! http://ping.fm/f3qVC

My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted. Granted, I spelled it out on the floor with a laser pointer. http://nashamed.com

DailyDevo for the Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, March 26: Exodus 5.

Here is the first of 3 videos of @cantonjones from tonight. Praise God! http://ping.fm/kWkjh

A little piece of @bigran performing tonight. dude was on point! wish i coulda got his whole set http://ping.fm/UGtiE

Check out our official blog! Click on news on our site, or follow this link for our first update: http://ping.fm/vuDZd

DailyDevo for the Not Ashamed Movement: Saturday, March 25: Matthew 21

Have you all watched @stovallweems music video yet? OH YEAH!!!! http://ping.fm/hOnmN

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. JUST KIDDING! lol

Next time someone asks me a question I'm going to pull a Google & tell them my response time: "I'd like the salad. (2.5 seconds!)"

UR mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA put a man on the moon. We put a bird into pigs. http://nashamed.com

DailyDevo for Wednesday, March 23: Exodus 3

Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped. http://nashamed.com

I don't mean to make your Monday morning worse, but we'll never be able to wear shorts in space. http://nashamed.com

BE NOT ASHAMED!!!!!

DailyDevo for Wednesday, March 16: Psalms 13-15 http://nashamed.com

DailyDevo for Tuesday, March 15: Genesis 48

It's not going to be long before we see a couple break up by one yelling "UNFOLLOW" and walk away. http://nashamed.com

DailyDevo for Monday, March 14: Genesis 47. If ur in jax, come to "MAN NIGHT" @ 6pm w/@johnbevere at @celebration_org MT celebration.org

No, I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own font. http://nashamed.com

70 Degrees here in Jax. What's the weather like where you are at?

Hey guys. FYI our "NEWS" section on our website will actually be a blog. We will post VERY often. http://nashamed.com

DailyDevo for Fri, Mar 11: Genesis 45. To help others connect with God through DEVO, click here --> http://ow.ly/49FsG

Its not a good sign when you go to take a self portrait and your camera automatically switches itself to 'panoramic' http://nashamed.com

DailyDevo for Thurs., March 10: Matthew 17. Click here to power up the DEVO movement!! --> http://ow.ly/49FsG

Sorry for being slow, but.... did i miss the diego sanchez fight? http://nashamed.com

DailyDevo for Celebration Church: Wed., March 9: Genesis 44. Click here to help us take DEVO all over the world!! --> http://ow.ly/49FsG

Thanks for all of the feedback on our new site! http://nashamed.com

Hey all! We found a great store http://ping.fm/Eyrzd with tons of dvds cds games books Bibles and much more for CHEAP!

QUESTION: Does anyone know how to do programming for an iphone/ipad app? Contact us http://nashamed.com

Hi. I’m in a staff meeting. There are 83 ceiling tiles in our meeting room. And 8 light fixtures, with 24 fluorescent bulbs. That is all.

have you guys checked out our new site? http://nashamed.com what do you think?

It troubles me that an entire generation of high schoolers is now unable to quote a single Seinfeld episode.

Hey guys. Please pray for our CEO as he travels to Orlando that God opens up the right doors for him today! www.nashamed.com

Just tried adding location to our tweets and the results were a mite too specific. Who wants to read “tweeted via a Shell public restroom?”

Praise God! It looks like we may be ordering our 10:33 shirt as early as
next week!

I didn’t run the Boston Marathon today but I did have to walk inside to fix the order the drive-thru messed up so I know how they feel.

Camping in the wilderness. Which happens 2B about 75 feet from my back door, or approximately as far as my wifi signal reaches. nashamed.com

If you want someone to open a work email, you need a good subject line. “Robot Dogs Dig Holes in the Space-Time Continuum.” I’d read that.

The new site is up and looks great! Bare with us as we stock our inventory. What do you think? www.nashamed.com

Why do you press harder on the buttons when the battery in the remote control is dead?

GREAT DAY! Got new blanks shirts in, business cards in, peaked at site (i'm not aloud to lol) and its looking good. GREAT DAY!

BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession.

They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of chapstick before losing it.

Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern.

BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like.

I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at tweets all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway.

I just went to the bathroom without my phone. I had to read shampoo bottles like it was 1999.

When an oppressed people demand a democracy I wonder if they realize we created obesity, the piano neck tie, and Keanu Reeves.

Sorry our new site is taking so long. Be sure to stop by http://ping.fm/jjaG1 in the meantime to see what we are doing!

ISS Orlando was great! What do you have going on this weekend?

Is anyone going to ISS Orlando? We are on our way down there now for the day, and then back to Jax for a Murray Hill show tonight!

Check out our new shirt that was just designed at http://ping.fm/UZxPV this is the hottest one YET!

We have just ordered the Die Daily shirt in white AND Charcoal! Place your order now! $20 (we have a few whites left)

80 degrees in Jacksonville today. What's it like where you are at?

If you are in the Jax area, contact info@nashamed to be an extra in a photoshoot Thursday!

Da T.R.U.T.H. and Tripp Lee http://ping.fm/ctQL5

updating our landing page on our facebook, building the website, updating the store and other things. Progress = GOOD!

How is everyone doing? What is new? Fill us in!

http://ping.fm/3m58r

We need an attractive person local here in jax with lots of energy to video themselves announcing the "Die Daily" shirt. Any takers?

We are planning our "OFFICIAL" launch party in Jacksonville on July 1st! Are you able to come?

How was your weekend?

Those of you that have bought the new shirt, be sure to submit a picture of you wearing it!

if you are in the Jacksonville area, come up to Murray Hill for a great time! 7:30pm and say you are there to see Charise!

The Die Daily shirts will arrive sometime today. We are really excited!

ITS FRIDAY NIGHT! What are your plans for this weekend? Who is planning on the most unique weekend? We're trying to find you!

For those of you local to us in Jacksonville, the shirts will be in Saturday! Let us know if you haven't ordered yet and would like to!

The new website is being built AS WE SPEAK! It may take a few days to fix any bugs. for now to go http://ping.fm/9hf5i

Welcome to Not Ashamed TV! (this girl is NUTS!) http://ping.fm/Dh9X7

WOO HOO! Looks like we will be launching our Not Ashamed TV on YouTube tomorrow!

We are planning at 2 week tour in OH/PA/IN/KY areas with @rishbone this summer. Contact us for more details

How many languages do you speak and what ones? Who is fluent in the most languages?

As we go from evening into night, what are all of you up to? What's on the agenda for the rest of the night?

what was your favorite superbowl commercial and why? and what did you think of the halftime show?

4 our new followers/fans that hv askd, our website is being rebuilt, & 4 now u can check out http://ping.fm/lJ07R

good morning everyone! what did all of you think about that game last night? fav play? fav commercial? www.nashamed.com

Just a reminder that you can see our brand new shirt at http://ping.fm/lnFBg be sure to "LIKE" us!

looking 4 attractv prsn to be funny 2 gv company updates via video email info@nashamed.com for more info!

We r looking for a SpokesPerson for our social media. U would update info via vid. email info@nashamed.com 4 more info