We have a ridiculously huge announcement coming up within the next couple of days! Be ready for this one!!!!

I'm proud to be part of a generation that was once mesmerized by Lite-Brites but now complains if we can't stream HD video on our phones.

I might actually be a fan of Black Friday if there was a sale on gasoline.

Saw a man waiting for the bus who just stood there staring into the distance. It was as if he just didn't own a phone or something. Weird.

This is incredible. My iPhone's battery has made it 3 hours without needing to be charg

I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career.

Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising.

My kid just randomly recited my wife's cell phone number that we had no idea he knew. Now we're getting fitted for suits and hitting Vegas.

Twitter's "suggestions for you" should include the basics, too, like "get more sleep" and "have you responded to that email from your mom?"

I’m amazed how long I will watch a stupid infomercial, because I don’t feel like reaching for the remote.

Internet, you've made a compelling argument. Sleep: present your case.

It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Scooby Doo for old people.

If Thanksgiving is the day when Americans get together and overeat, what do they call the other 364 days of the year?